My Daughter Is Just…

 My daughter came into the living room and said, "Dad, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and laptop, and cancel my allowance immediately. Rent my room out, throw all my…

This man enters a bar….

 This man enters a bar while carrying his golden dog. "Hey, if my dog talks for you, can I get a drink on the house?" "Pets cannot speak. However, I'll…

One Last Question!

At the same job interview, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde come up.The interviewer chooses to ask the brunette one final question after she has finished answering all of…

So sad, Jack Abbott….

 Greetings and welcome back to Humor&Pets, the website that strives to provide you with as much information as it can every day. Due to a terrible eye disease, beloved actor Peter…